it's hard to be a 1 yr old's Momma

today, the following things have happened with my baby boy.
* he tried to hang himself from the window blinds by taking the cords OUT OF THE SAFETY HOOK. so much for that home safety thingy.
* he somehow learned to do a 180 in his highchair, while buckled in. and then he stood up, facing backwards.
* he was knocked over by the dog. 3 times.
* he ate dirt
* he got into the trash, again.
* he slipped in the bathtub while standing.
* he pooped 5 times.
* he bit my toe. again.

he is now safely tucked into his bed, fast asleep. here's hoping he stays that way until about 6:30ish AM.