oh...heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

so, it is Memorial Day here is the USA. how did we spend it? well yesterday we did the really American thing to do that was Star Wars Weekends at Hollywood Studios(Disney World to you non Americans). we missed the parade. I was looking forward to seeing all of the storm troopers. sigh
but, 2 fantastic things happened! I took my oldest on the Tower of Terror and the Rockin Rollercoaster!! and...drum roll..................
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HE LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! finally a child who wants to be scared shitless with me on a good ride!
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and then, we came home and I was abducted by 4 friends and they took me to Fairvilla Megastore and we all left with purchases.
and wow was that an education. there are still some products that really, I don't know exactly what to do with it or where to put it, but whatever, if it's making you happy and you are 21+, enjoy.
like for instance this line....
this was in the women's section, so I'm assuming there must be a lot of women who don't like to touch a penis?
Weird Egg Thingy for Penis

and then there were the dvds. as in, a whole room full of dvds. who knew there was that selection out there? not me.

and can I say that the staff at Fairvilla are amazing??? the young lady that was strolling around upstairs with batteries in her pocket, at the ready, checked each of our items to make sure they worked properly. "Go ahead, touch it...get the feel of it." yeah, umm, thanks!
She was the Albert Einstein of vibrators. Ask a question, she could answer it. it was very educational.

that was fun!

so the last time I posted, I was headed out for a night of debauchery and drunkenness with fellow Moms. and a few gay males, but really, they're just like us ao I group them into the Mom group also.
we went to dinner and then to Jelly Rolls. JR is a place with 2 pianos and 2 rotating very talented men(1 of which is OMG really cute)who can play and sing any song you can think of. you write down requests and they play the songs. ALL NIGHT LONG. well, OK, until 2AM.
and when people drink enough, they get up and dance as well. and sometimes they end up on stage. doing the chicken dance or this other dance that had a tree and a branch and a nest hand motion in it.
all in all, it was a good night.
and I got home at 4AM.

whew, going out for a non Momma night

I get to be me:) free to be you and me........

going out for an all adult birthday party for a wonderful friend of mine tonight:) all Mommas need a night off, right?

see ya tomorrow~~~~~~

our family is growing

and my husband does not yet.
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hah! gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you thought I was pregnant, right?
smack my ass and call me Sally, Hell to the NO I am not procreating anymore.
but, I am getting a kitty:)

I almost had a clean record....

it is never a good thing when your child comes home from school and announces that "there may be something in his backpack that you might have to sign and it's not gonna make you happy, Momma". oh nos. pop open a new box of wine, asap.

what was the note? a detention notice. A FREAKING DETENTION NOTICE. from my son who always gets the comment "needs to participate in classroom more".
what did the little hellion do, you ask?
get ready for it.......
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he spoke. he verbally communicated with another male student. during lunch.
oh the horrors!!!!!!!!!!! must sign him up for juvi right now, I guess.




so, I'm not upset. especially after he told me that EVERY SINGLE BOY in class got sent home with the same note. that's a little discriminatory, don't you think? are you telling me that not 1 single girl spoke today?
geesh...I was almost the parent of a 5th grader. now I will forever be known as the parent of "that boy".
thinking of inviting his teacher to meet me for happy hour. maybe she needs it after her week. I sure as hell do.

Sundays and potty training

so my youngest just turned 3 last month. and he is just now, this week, telling me when he has poop and would like to be changed. this is huge! before, he would walk by and this green cloud would follow him and the room would suddenly smell "not so fresh" and he would deny, deny, deny. and then he would ask other people, "do YOU have poops?" so not only was he denying, he was passing blaim. perhaps he will be a lawyer one day?
anyways, another reason why Florida is so good... potty training in Florida. need to pee? go over to the grass. go naked all day. it's warm outside and beautiful....enjoy your chance in life to be naked and pee in the yard. if the fence was a bit higher, I would join him.

one of the reasons why I love Florida

this is a view from my backyard. Space Shuttle Atlantis launched today, and it is just one of many shuttle and rocket launches I have seen live.
do I know exactly what the space program is doing nowadays? nope.
do I know exactly how much money it costs to run the space program? nope.
do I care? nope.
what I care about is that there are only a few more launches scheduled, and then the shuttle program will be canceled. that makes me sad, and it makes the kids sad.

Happy Mother's Day!

well it's just another hot as hell Sunday here in Florida. I'm alone with the 3 littles while the man is busy being happy and helpful and uber smiley at the mountain that is made of fiberglass and you get wet when you go down the big drop.

and for today, go look here ....Top 10 Wierd Animal Mating Habits
so we can all feel better about our own mating habits :)

don't open this unless you have an understanding of the Twilight Saga

did you know that there is this site called FanFiction? I had never heard of it before I met some wonderful women who enjoy a good vampire novel and/or movie and also were left wanting...more. now, yes, it's true that I have renamed FanFiction.net to FanFucktion.net, which totally works because lots of people refer to it simply as "FF". so, my nickname still works. and not EVERY story on FF is full of sex. some don't even have a kiss in them. and if you do not want to read the more smutty ones, FF makes it easy for you, too. they have a rating system and you can choose how much or low little smut action you want.
and, you can make a list of your favorites, stories and/or authors. and they will send you updates when your favorites add to their stories. and yes, I realize this sounds like I am receiving updates via email for porn. whatever. don't judge me. it makes me happy.
OK, so the point of this post is not that I am dealing with smutfilled fantasies of bloodsuckers. the point is that this awesome person has complied a list of the completed stories related to Twilight fanfiction!!!!!! it was like one of those "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" moments and angels sang when I clicked on it this morning. because, really, let's face it. Twilight is kinda a hit with popular culture and apparently all of their Moms are very much full of great stories that may or may not include a lot of penises. and some of them sparkle. (true! really, this is good stuff!)
so, if you are interested and want an easy to navigate list of completed stories....look here- Completed Twi Fics

if you have any other book or movie that you really liked and would like to search to see if anyone has written stories about those characters, check out FF.net and you can do a search under books, cartoons, tv shows, movies, etc. and look to your
hearts' desire. I will warn you, there is some effed up shit on there. I mean, I guess some of those people think the vampire stuff is odd, but really....if you are ever bored and just wanna take a peek at ScoobyDoo rated "M"(Mature). oh yes someone DID write ScoobyDoo smut stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and, if you happen to become addicted to this, just know that you are not alone.
happy Sunday to you;)